asian reporter trisha takanawa reports from singaporan streets

ever wished to speak singlish?

don't spare too much energy on your language, appreciate when you can save a few calories by cutting the last consonants of the words. randomize words in the sentence - why bother.

abbreviate anything possible. one of my favourite singlish words is q. it seems i wasn't the only one who never knew how to spell queue (thanks, spell check).

but don't forget to add extra -lah to the end of the sentence to make up for all the abbreviations and lost consonants. or -mah if you're really sure in what you say.

well, more singlish grammar as always, in wiki, but at least after you q up for your dinner you should manage to give an answer to 'ri or veggie lah?'